The Government is Handing out Free Cell Phones and You’re Paying for It

The Government is Handing out Free Cell Phones and You're Paying for It

The good news: Millions of American are talking on free cell phones right now. The bad news: You’re paying for it.

A couple years ago, Michelle Obama was seen serving risotto at a soup kitchen down the street from the White House. She was surrounded by poor people frantically snapping photos of her with their cell phones.

One couldn’t help but wonder how people whose financial situations are so precarious that they eat at a soup kitchen, yet can afford cell phones.

Do a little Googling and you’ll quickly discover that there’s the equivalent of a government soup kitchen for cell phones. Sign up and the government will give you a free cell phone and 250 free minutes each and every month.

Well, maybe not. You’re probably not eligible.

Prepare To Be Outraged

Here’s how Safelink Wireless, one of those companies involved in the scam, describes the free government phones program on its website:

“Lifeline Assistance is part of a program that was created by the government to provide discounted or free telephone service to income-eligible consumers. To help bring you this important benefit, SafeLink Wireless is proud to offer Lifeline Service. Through our Lifeline Service you will receive FREE cellular service, a FREE cell phone, and FREE Minutes every month! SafeLink Wireless Service does not cost anything – there are no contracts, no recurring fees and no monthly charges.”

If you’re not outraged by this program yet, hold on. Because you will be. It turns out that you only qualify if you’re already getting other assistance from the government.

Who Qualifies?

Want a free phone? Too bad, because if you pay taxes, you probably don’t qualify. Now that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but it’s generally true, because the fact is you don’t qualify unless:

• You already participate in other State or Federal assistance program such as Federal Public Housing Assistance, Food Stamps and Medicaid.

OR

• Your total household income is at or below 135% of the poverty guidelines set by your State and/or the Federal Government.

AND

• No one in your household currently receives Lifeline Service through another phone carrier.
• You have a valid United States Postal Address. In order for us to ship you your free phone you must live at a residence that can receive mail from the US Post Office. Sorry, but P.O. Boxes cannot be accepted.

Here’s where they really get tough. In addition to meeting those guidelines, you will be required to provide proof of your participation in an assistance program, or proof of your income level.

Welcome to the United States 2011. The more freebies you get, the more freebies you qualify for.

Illegal Alien? Who Cares?

Did you see anything on the list of qualifications that says you have to be a citizen or even a legal resident of the United States to qualify? It seems to be a glaring omission, doesn’t it?

Two of the three biggest companies involved in this scam have Spanish language websites, leading to the not-too-unreasonable conclusion that a significant percentage of the free cell phones applicants conceivably could be, may be, might be undocumented aliens. You know, people who live in the United States, but don’t speak English.

Who’s Scamming Who?

At least three large companies are involved in the free government cell phone scam. We were angered when we read their websites. And you probably will be, too.

Because it turns out that if you’re an average, hardworking American citizen who pays for your own cell phone or land line telephone, you’re also paying for these deadbeats’ free cell phones and free minutes.

Want proof? Check out your own phone bill. You’ll see that a little extra charge called the “Universal Service Fund” is added to your bill every month. For example, in our latest phone bill. The charge for the Universal Service Fund is 75 cents.

Now 75 cents might not sound like much, but Wikipedia says there are nearly 300 million cell phones in the United States and another 300 million land lines. Do the math. At 75 cents each, that adds up to a lot of money.

Turns out this isn’t a new program, just a new twist on an old program. The Universal Service Fund was created many years ago to bring telephone service to the rural parts of the country that were under-served by private phone companies. But when Bill Clinton signed the Telecommunications Act of 1996, the Universal Service Fund was expanded to include, you guessed it, free cell phones for the poor. No matter where they live.

Is This Really a Government Program?

Proponents of the free government cell phone scam say it’s not paid for with “tax payer money.” But that’s what advertising people call weasel wording. Let’s review:

It’s paid for by a federal government-mandated fee that’s automatically added to your phone bill every month. It’s administered by the Universal Service Administration Company, an organization set up by the Federal Communications Commission, which parcels the money out to private phone companies set up just to give away these free government cell phones.

In other words, it’s no different than a sales tax collected by a merchant and sent to the government, which spends it as they see fit. In this case, the merchant just happens to be your phone company.

It Gets Worse

As if it’s not bad enough that you’re paying for free cell phone service for other people when it’s tough enough to pay for your own, it gets even worse.

There are three primary companies providing the LifeLine service – SafeLink Wireless, Assurance Wireless and ReachOut Wireless. Safelink, the largest player in the business, is owned by the world’s richest man, Mexican multi-billionaire Carlos Slim.

The free government cell phone scam is very profitable for the companies involved. Obviously. A billionaire like Carlos Slim wouldn’t be involved otherwise.

Each customer costs the cell phone company about $3 per month for phone and minutes. But the Universal Service Fund pays the cell phone companies $10 per month for each customer.

It’s a brilliant scam. The government skims a few cents off the top of every phone bill, launders it through the free cell phone scam, and into the already stuffed pockets of a foreign billionaire.

The rich get richer. The poor get something for nothing. And you get screwed.

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SudaNIMH
SudaNIMH

If being poor and getting a free ride is SO GOOD,  and really a better, easier way of life, they why aren't you doing it? Even the most nihilistic must acknowledge that: Every society will always have a segment of the population that either can't or won't contribute a net benefit to society.  Simply ignoring them, doesn't make them go away, locking them up isn't free either, sending them away incites conflict, killing them incenses the moral foundation of civilized society and policies that try to force compliance with some ideal criteria of participation will always be impossible for some and refused by others. History has proven time and again that neglected these people will, acting out of self-interest, undermine our collective well-being through ever greater acts of deviance, unless we take action to appease the most basic needs of the idle. It comes at a cost, and to that end and to what extent maybe debatable, but it is the only lesser evil, that we have found that though far from perfect, somewhat works. 

Rory
Rory

@tonya tipton: "The government" is you (assuming you pay taxes), myself, and everyone else that does. I am a conservative and conservatism does not rule out good will and is not heartless as it is always portrayed. Rather, it means good will is not the role of the government, but of the individual. When the government does "good will" programs like this of which almighty government determines what is "good will" (albeit free phones, free abortions – and the government does fund abortions which I abhor, free cars, ... name your freebie), it is a form of taxation without representation... especially since many of these sub-bureaucracies that lead these efforts are not made up of elected officials who the voting citizens have any say over. Now I may agree that some poor person needs something and when I see a need, I usually do give if I am able. However, I give it out of my own pocket and by my own accord; I do not go and tell my neighbor he needs to do it as well like the government does. If you want poor people to have cell phones, you are the solution. Go to the store and buy it yourself... give it away. When you do it, it is giving and I applaud that, but when the government does it, it is stealing, and it is disgraceful.

Mike Mitchell
Mike Mitchell

I was just fired after 32 years with a magazine distributor for refusing to distribute the safelink brochures. This crap is morally reprehensible. I'm about to lose it all based this entitlement crap. Is there a lawyer out there who can help me? I doubt it.

Nancy
Nancy

I am so tired of people not working for what they get. I work for the school system in food service and it does not pay well. But I pay for my own cell phone as well as everything else. No wonder people don't get off the hand out service of welfare because this new government rewards them to stay on it. The hand outs just keep coming. We pay their rent, utilities, food. schools, and now cell phones. I am tired of paying my bills and everyone elses.

aaron
aaron

If lazy people would get out and earn a honest living like good Americans everyone could provide for themselves and our economy would not be where it is today. So get off your hind and work lazy people.

Ann Maxwell
Ann Maxwell

I cannot tell you how much I agree with you. These cell phones are used primarily for PERSONAL use. I'm tired of providing FREE for people who will not work. That is not government's job.

tonya tipton
tonya tipton

Well I think that's wonderful that low income people get free cell phones from the government.

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