Economic Humor

Economic Humor

These jokes about the current economy recently showed up in my Inbox.

As bad as the economy is getting, laughter at least is still free.  🙂

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad that when I ordered a burger at McDonald’s, the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked “insufficient funds, you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM and Chrysler.

The economy is so bad, parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad, people in Africa are sending money to America.

The economy is so bad, Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 senators.

What about you?  Got any good jokes about the bad economy?

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