February Was Cold — No, Really!

The NOAA Satellite and Information Service publishes an enormous variety of interesting data.

Of special interest today is the United States Climate Summary for February 2007. It seems that February 2007 was the coldest February since 1994 and the 34th coldest February on record.

As Al Gore seems to be making a lot of money from selling “carbon offsets” to wealthy maroons, I feel that I should sue him. Al promised me global warming and he failed to deliver.

In this country, verbal contracts are enforceable in court and I feel that Al and I had a verbal contract. Al told me that if I didn’t sell my SUV and buy a hybrid car, the ice caps would melt and turn the entire planet into WaterWorld. Al’s even doing his part in helping to heat up this cold rock, by spending $30,000/yr to heat, cool, and light up his mansion. That’s more money than many Americans take home each year.

Al probably doesn’t even care that sea ice has grown by 8% in the Southern Ocean since 1978. He’s happily making money selling his Global Warming schitck. He’ll stop laughing when I sue him for everything he’s got and he really is forced to cut his energy consumption.

Maybe I’ll even get that shyster John Edwards to represent me in court. His frivilous and scientifically unsound lawsuits have raised the costs of medical care for every American family. This sort of case sounds like it’s right up his alley.