Taiwan 1; China 0

Taiwain 1; China 0 — at least that’s the way the simulation turned out. The Taiwanese military has published the results of a computer simulation which show the Taiwanese successfully repelling an invasion by the Communist Chinese. The Taiwanese forsee the Chinese ferrying ground troops from the mainland to the island, while being attacked by the Taiwanese Navy and [...]

You Do Not Have a Glandular Condition — You Have a Discipline Deficiency

A few weeks ago, my wife overheard a rather hefty lady excuse her weighty condition with the phrase “I have a glandular condition.” When my wife told me the story, my immediate response was “Yeah, with your salivary glands.” The story British Scientists Identify Obesity Gene made a big splash in the news recently. The [...]

Some Good News in the Race Wars

This may have seemed like a bad week in the race wars, the Don Imus showing the entire country what a jackass he is — only to be upstaged by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, two of the most prominent racists in the nation. But, there really is good news in the race wars this [...]

Execution Videos

I’ve seen execution videos before, as most of us have. They are not really newsworthy, but I’ve made myself watch them to ensure that I make a deeper emotional bond with the world at large. You can read about people dying and you can hear about people dying, but it doesn’t have nearly the impact [...]

What Sort of Evil Bastards Would Try to Kill the Dalai Lama?

It appears that since Osama bin Laden verbally attacked “pagan Buddhism” as a threat to Islam, followers of the mad mullah have attempted to assassinate the Dalai Lama. The group that carried out the failed attack on the seventy-two year old pacifist was Lashkar-e-Toiba, which usually focuses its attacks on Hindu and Sikh civilians. The Dalai Lama [...]